Stand Up for Europe Canada; n’EU Year’s Drink January 11th
@ Stand Up for Europe Brussels
Eurostar
When I saw half way through the week that I had been
invited to another soirée courtesy of Alessando and
Stand Up for Europe Brussels I leapt at the opportunity
to pop over again. This time I opted to go one way with
a sixty-pound ticket on Eurostar because it only takes
two hours and back the other way on the Flixbus. It just
so happened that there was a sixty-pound ticket going
on the 10:58 from St Pancreas International. As a
diabetic I was glad to know that at least one Pancreas
was functioning really well and indeed there were no
delays. I caught the train from Colchester just before
nine o’ clock and I madly checked everything and my
heart really sank. I’d forgotten to pack my debit card. I
had the Euros, the passport, my house key, the name
and address of the hotel, the E-tickets everything but
the debit card. It was mum’s fault as usual. She had
been keen that I put the debit card in a wallet and I
normally just carry it in my jacket pocket. I have done
ever since I got my wallet stolen at New Malden train
station once with all my cards in. She messes me around
and changes my planning constantly when I’m walking
out of the door and it doesn’t help. I got to Liverpool
Street about ten minutes late, and realised I also had
forgetten my Oyster Card so I had to change a tenner
back into English money to get a tube ticket to Kings
Cross. Leaving only 55 euros for the entire trip. I
couldn’t access the funds arriving the day after. I arrived
at arrived at St Pancreas and couldn’t get my E-Ticket
app to work because there was no WiFi connection for
the IPad and the app had restarted and I had to put in
all my passwords again. Thankfully, I had a booking
reference in an email which was already saved on the
Ipad HD so I bought that up and they directed me over
to some new ticket machines where I could print the
ticket out. They had only just installed them that day. I
got to the ticket barriers just as the final call message
came up and they let me through the biometric
passport checker and all the other baggage security and
manual passport checks. I had to be really careful with
money I had 50 euros and that was it. I bought myself a
soft drink and boarded the train. A very nice black
British businesswoman was placed next to me, she tried
to sit in front, but someone claimed her seat and we
didn’t know who was getting on at Ebbsfleet. I fell
asleep for most of the trip until we got to Lilli Europe
and then I moved onto the seat behind and spread
myself out for the rest of the forty minutes or so into
Bruxelles-Midi or Brussel Zuid as it is known in Flemish.
Making my way to Louise
I remembered my way around the Metro you need to
take the train passed Arts-Loix to get to Louise. When I
got there, I didn’t know where to go or where to ask.
There were no ticket booths, and there was no tourist
information on Avenue Louise or Waterloo Avenue near
the station despite it being rather a well to do area of
Brussels. I went up Avenue Louise a little way and then
noticed a side street with a few nice restaurants and
decided to have a spot of lunch and ask whom I thought
looked like a nice Belgian girl in there.
The Baked Potato Girl
The restaurant I chose was a gourmet baked potato
restaurant. It did traditional English baked potatoes with
veggie fillings for a Belgian girly girl’s taste. Since I was
diabetic and wanted to watch my weight too I thought it
would be more appropriate than going for a pizza next
door or a kebab across the street. I’ve never had baked
potato with Rose-Marie Sauce and cauliflower, broccoli
and raw carrots before but I quite liked it. It was quite a
good meal for 8 euros with a diet coke. So, I got lunch in
and was able to log on and get google maps directions
to the Hotel. It wasn’t far away. I also asked the girls in
the restaurant and they pointed me to Avenue Suisse
which was in the right direction.
Hotel Pantone (checking in without my debit card)
I was staying at the Hotel Pantone. I got a free upgrade
to a suite on the sixth floor. It was a lovely room for just
52 pounds per night. I got a whole enclosed seating area
and balcony, walk in shower, and toilet, it was very
adequate. The phone and kettle didn’t work but I got
another kettle from reception. Officially, I was not
allowed to check in without my debit card, but he was
going to be there until 11 o’ clock that night and if I
could provide photographic evidence that that card
existed at home, if mum could take a photo of it that
would be sufficient to provide ID. She did do this, and I
was able to check into the hotel. I had a lovely couple of
hours up there freshening up and getting some rest,
then pampering myself up for the evening. It was quite
a way to walk there with no obvious bus route from
Louise to the European Quarter so I just walked it. It
took a good three-quarters of an hour.
Walking to the European Quarter
I took a number of photos on the way to the European
Quarter. The area known as Louise is one of the nicer
parts of the city, everything is really posh and lovely
until you get to past the roundabout known as Stefànie.
At Sefànie I took a rest and had a look round an art
gallery and clothes shop with a café in and took some
photos. Then I headed off up the hill until I entered a
more ethnic area of the city that appeared quite run
down. I felt a little uneasy there and wanted to pass
through the area as quickly as I could. Eventually I found
my way out of it down Dublin street and onto Avenue
Arlon and it’s just a little way down there until you
reach the European Quarter with its central square
known as Place de Luxembourg next to the parliament
building where the lovely Beer Factory gastropub is
located.
Dinner and Social at The Beer Factory
We had dinner and a social it the beer factory on the
Place de Luxembourg. I walked in straight passed
Alessandro and then a waiter pointed out that he was
there. He was just putting a sign up on the door to point
out that we were on the first floor tonight. We
ascended the stairs and avoided the queue for the loo
which you get to just before the rest of the seating on
the mezzanine upper floor. We were meeting some
Canadian students on a tour of European institutions
tonight who were friendly with the EU, and I suppose
that’s why I’d been wheeled out, being a Brit. Hélène
and Balint had probably gone to another meeting for
the JEF Young European Federalists on the same night.
The other people present at first were a German lady
called Anna Lisa from the SPD whom I made friends with
instantly, she was lovely and one of her friends. Some
other people arrived later. A lot of the Canadians sat on
our table including the Lady in charge of the group. The
group were scholars who were doing some kind of
internship with the Canadian government. I think she
was called Helen the woman in charge. She was really
nice, and she liked me I hardly got to talk to Anna Lisa
again. She was really good with me. I ordered some
food which was really nice it was a Belgian version of
fish and chips. French fries and little pieces of fish in a
very thin Chinese style batter. I liked that for 15 euros it
was a little on the pricy side but lovely nevertheless. I
think I had a beer resembling Leffe as well. I also got to
talk to one or two of the Canadian guys. We put up the
Stand Up for Europe, Canadian and European flags. Just
as I turned to leave and paid, Alessandro told me we
were moving on to the Italian Café so I stayed with them
having a little chat outside afterwards. The Italian Café is
on the on Arlons street or Rue d’Arlons. It wasn’t far
away, and we exchanged some business cards.
The Italian Café
When we arrived at the Italian café it was packed out
but there was space at the back and I ended up talking
to a Canadian student doing a tour of European political
institutions who was doing an internship at the
Canadian Parliament with his girlfriend who hadn’t
come to Brussels with him but had stayed in England. I
had a diet coke and then I popped off at around 10pm.
Alessandro’s swift departure
Alessandro and his friend came outside with me, but
they ran off to find her father.
Back to Pantone via Railway and Tube
I found my way to the Gare de Luxembourg and got on a
train to Schuman and then got the tube to Arts Loix and
changed there to get back to Louise and the Hotel
Pantone. I slept rather roughly and woke up ready for
action the next day.
Breakfast
I went to a café on Avenue Lousie and had a coffee and
a croissant but didn’t have much money left. Brussels is
very expensive these days. I didn’t have much money left
and walked up avenue Louise to try and find the headquarters of
Stand Up for Europe and get advice on how to stay in Brussels. I did
make contact with someone, but they were unable to
help me stay.I was still fantastically hungry so spent my last
Euros on a sandwich from the supermarket downstairs.
The Royal Palace
I walked up Waterloo Avenue to the top and asked in a
bank where I could seek asylum due to prejudice in my
local community as to whom I was. They directed me to
the local police station at Grande Place. To get there I
needed to walk in front of the Royal Palace and park
which is supposed to have been modelled on and is
actually a tick larger than Buckingham Palace in London.
When I got to the other side of the park I descended
through the subway into the old centre of the city.
Grande Place and the Police station
I went through the nicer parts of the old city and
eventually found my way to the Grande Place the main
square at the heart of the old city with its grand
buildings. I popped into the tourist office and they put
me into the direction of the police station in a side
street. I got down to the police station and said that I
wanted to attempt to gain asylum in Beligum on the
grounds that my movements and activities were being
restricted due to Brexit. They pointed me in the
direction of the old WTC in the north of the city near the
north station called Office d’Etrangers, The Foreigner’s
Office.
Seeking Asylum
I walked from Grande Place up to Rogier and then on to
the North Station area which is a dangerous part of
Brussels. I eventually found the reception of the
foreigner’s office and talked to the lady in there about
seeking asylum. I explained to her that my movements
were being restricted and that I was being spied on by a
higher power because of being under the care in the
community team and being pro-European and anti-
Brexit. She agreed that it was sufficient grounds to claim
asylum and if I wished to do so there I should go there
at 9am on Monday morning. I said I wanted to be
Belgian citizen in order to retain a European passport
and she suggested travelling on to Germany and seeking
asylum there because my French wasn’t good enough
and my German which we were using as a lingua franca
was perfect and would mean I could make something
more of myself there probably.
Not wanting to leave on the Flixbus
I hardly slept all night and was a little disorientated. I
simply had such a great time that I didn’t want to grab
the Flixbus home, I got to the Gare du Nord with very
little money left and had to make a decision between
homelessness and going back on the bus to London. I
chose, wait for it, homelessness. I deliberately missed
the bus with only a sugary coke to keep my diabetes
from the door. I decided to seek political asylum as a
pro-European and give it a go in Brussels. Nothing was
to separate me from my beloved EU. I would survive or
die trying to make get my EU passport!
Mum paying for the Hotel Pantone again
Walking away from the horrible and terrifying North
Station area. I popped into the easy jet hotel in Brussels
central and they thankfully let me charge my Ipad which
was on 4%. I wanted to book a room there but mum
fussed around so much that by the time we’d got round
to paying the room had gone and she was so nice in
there too! I had to ask her to ring the Hotel Pantone for
me and book the room again there for me. Thankfully, I
had money in the bank to pay for it myself but as I said
before had left my card at home. I decided to make my
way there.
Witnessing a Gun Battle in the Arabic Quarter or at Least
Some Sort of Firecrackers Going Off.
I was so scared when going down a street heading over
from the Grande Place towards Lousie, upon seeing two
Arabic guys in 2 cars and a series of three to five loud
bangs and a series of shouting matches. I heard
someone shout a name and then the bangs went off. I
was just wondering where it was the remaining bomber
they never found from the terrorist attack meeting his
maker as I heard had happened in recent weeks or
whether as was said when I was legging it back in the
direction I’d just come that it was a series of
firecrackers. It did sound a bit like a shootout. It was
mentioned just recently that he did meet his maker that
way and I was wondering if it were him. It was all over
pretty quickly anyway. Brussels is scary, but beautiful.
Homeless meal provider
I quite by chance came across a woman promoting a
soup kitchen and helping people find work as asylum
seekers in Brussels. She asked me if I could do a monthly
payment at first and then I explained that I was a
homeless asylum seeker myself so she gave me the
address of the soup kitchen in case they needed to help
me.
Nothing to Eat
The hotel manager had put no tea, coffee and sugar in
my room, so I couldn’t have any sugar or dinner having
walked around all day. What kept me alive that night
was that I’d slipped a Meritene protein shake into my
hand luggage before I had gone the 2 days because they
keep my mental health on an even keel. I’d forgotten
about it and hadn’t had it the night before. So I mixed it
up with some water from the cold tap in the bathroom,
which was a swivel tap and consequently rather
revoltingly warm, but it kept me alive. When I woke up
in the morning I got mum to boot me up a ticket home
on Eurostar which left at 16:30. We couldn’t afford to go
any earlier.
Free Day After Breakfast on the Streets of Brussels
I have never been so desperately hungry as when it
came to breakfast that day. I gulped down two glasses
of OJ straight away for the sugar and then stole a
blueberry muffin for lunch (had to) although I wish I’d
risked nicking two because it was a rather long wait for
the next meal. The positive thing about being a
homeless asylum seeker on the streets of Brussels is
that you do move around a lot and see the weight fall
off as it says on the “Slim Fast” advert. I also ate some
cheese and ham sandwiches and had two cups of well
earned coffee.
Egmond Park
I love the Egmond park. It’s a little open space I found
down a side street just near Porte de Hal. In that street
there are a lot of houses from around 1900 marked with
the architect’s name Löw. I was wondering if that were
any relation to Jörgi? To the right about three-quarters
of the way down is the Egmond park. It’s a small open
space that seemed as if it had once been part of a much
larger garden belonging to the summer palace in the
French style of the eighteenth century called the
Sablonerie. It has a little café in and a number of smaller
sculptures, even quite an interesting turn of the century
bin. I liked it because it reminded me of just how much I
enjoy being in European open spaces with trees within
urban spaces. There was only one blueberry muffin, I
hadn’t dared take two the restaurant owner had been
too stoodgy and I’d been afraid of him seeing me do it,
but I enjoyed my blueberry muffin there. Having a bit of
a cry about how much I’d prefer not to go how and how
much this life had belonged to me. When I came home
it formed the basis of a piano sonata that feeling of
being alone in the park.
Sablon
I took a few photos of the Sablonerie itself and then
moved down into the area known as the Sablon which is
where the Jewish museum is located where there was a
murder and a shoot-out a few months before. It’s a
lovely renovated part of the side that aside, with some
Dutch gabled buildings like in Maastricht. There are a
number of art galleries and antique shops there. I had a
good look round the big antiques centre and furniture
showroom and took a look at some life drawings in a
gallery. There are locks on all of the doors in the Sablon
shops now you have to be asked in I think that is a sign
of the times. In the main square of the area there is a
large cathedral sized church I popped into, but there
was a service going on I didn’t want to disturb. It’s called
the church of our blessed virgin a few streets later down
the hill is a chapel with the same dedication that I had a
look round. They are catholic and of some Polish
monastic order.
Antiques quarter
If you travel towards the Gare du Midi from there you
come to a large quarter blessed with several hundred
antiques stores selling junk and brick-a-brack that are
less posh and up market than in the Sablon. I checked a
few of them out.
Killing time at the station
At the station I arrived an hour or so early for check in
to Eurostar. I printed out a ticket and sat down for a
while and then noticed I wasn’t going to make it I was so
hungry and almost dying of diabetes. I had 59 cents. I
found a supermarket at one end of the station trying to
find something to keep me alive more than anything
else. I found a baguette for 57 cents. Perfect! I devoured
that and was still hungry. Boy, did I know how it felt to
be homeless in Brussels by then. I wondered back into
the square. The army weren’t here today. There was
obviously a lower state of alert. I asked if the café over
the square took English money because I still had the
five pounds that I couldn’t change the day before but
she said she didn’t. Eventually, Eurostar let us into the
departure lounge and I had two sachets of sugar. Not
even they took Euros.
Managing to book a ticket home without my card and
collect it
On the way home I managed to purchase a sandwich
and drink on the train with my five pounds and that
kept me going as well and didn’t require my card to
book the ticket to get back to Colchester as I could do it
online. Luckily, I still had the photo of my card in my
email inbox. I said that I’d lost my card at St Pancreas
station and they printed the ticket out for me at the
booth.